Kim Kardashian must really love Kanye West to carry this ugly, ugly Hermes bag.
Can it be called a "Crime against humanity," if you deface an Hermes bag? If so, Kanye West needs to be prosecuted! Mr. "I am a Genius," gifted Kim Kardashian with the world's biggest Herme's bag. How big? Well, you could fit an entire army of Ooompa Loompas in it and still have room.
Now giving someone a gigunda Hermes bag isn't a crime (Over here! Hello!!), although if someone gave me that bag, I'd probably fall in and wouldn't be seen from until I could climb my way out, but finger painting the bag is pretty damn awful. I mean look at this bag!
Small children could get nightmares (for weeks) from just glancing at it! Kanye took a perfectly acceptable tan Hermes Birkin bag, gave it to the artist George Condo and the guy went to work on it. I use the term "work" rather loosely. Look closer at the bag if you dare. Odd looking nudes, a monster and possibly a cat with an upset stomach are painted on the front of this bag.
Kim, while not exactly the world's top trend-setter, has (more or less) pretty decent taste. Did she open her present and coo, "What a fab present!" while silently groaning at it? Does she really like it? Or will she carry the damn thing because her fiance stuck her with it? If I had gotten that thing, I would have thanked the giver, then hid it in the back of my closet.
How much did Kanye shell out for this, um, present? An Hermes bag of that size retails for around $16,000 and Condo's work has been known to get million dollar price tags.
That's a pretty steep price for a present or could it be a publicity stunt? Don't know if you're aware, but according to NY Post's Page Six, Kardashian magazine covers aren't selling any more. Seems that whenLife & Style, In Touch and Us Weekly have put a Kardashian on the cover of their mags, sales have dropped!
Kanye and Kim, you got your wish! People are talking about the two of you! They're looking at you! The bad news is that they're laughing their butts off at the two of you.
Tell me: Do you think it's the world's ugliest bag or what?